Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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