We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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