Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize