this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
50% drunk capacity currently
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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