just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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