You work out of a Hotel?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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