how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I deserve this hangover.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
where are my eyebrows?
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