i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Randomize
