David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Randomize