brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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