a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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