Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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