no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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