i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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