Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
