yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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