i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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