I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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