ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
