You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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