I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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