have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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