Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Plan B is the new Plan A
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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