trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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