So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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