well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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