question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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