and you said cock pushups were impossible
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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