Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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