She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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