worst night to have a conscience
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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