Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
