dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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