When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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