doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
