My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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