Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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