I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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