Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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