i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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