I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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