1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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