it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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