He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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