Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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