he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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