I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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