The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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