absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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