I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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