I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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