Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
