Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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