Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
