if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Your cock deserves a montage
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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